John & Mary’s

Reviews

• Tony S.

  star star star star_border star_border 1 June 2026

  Nice location in downtown Hamburg. Typical diner type food with a nicely designed dining area. Food was a little inconsistent for our group but overall is was deemed as "ok".
  
  There is a nice patio area to enjoy for those nice summer days that gives it the third star.

• Kathleen R.

  star star star star star 31 May 2026

  Love the reboot of this village mainstay - very trendy with its industrial vibe. My go-to is the honey mustard barbecue chicken wrap. Chicken is crispy and very tasty!
  Service is friendly and quick. When I worked in the village years ago, our staff would order the chicken fajita salad and we were never disappointed.

• Sara C.

  star star star star star 28 May 2026

  John and Mary's is a really cool pizza place because they have so many other options besides pizza and a nice deck for outdoor seating (this matters for dog people! My Bella joins me often here). They have good sweet potato fries, chicken subs, steak wraps, pasta, pizza, ice cream, etc. Their fried mushrooms are also tasty. It's not the cleanest on the inside, but it's a pizza parlor with no waitresses or bus boys so I don't expect it to be to the quality of a sit down restaurant. Furthermore a lot of it is the customers (lots of Hamburg high students) who are just not picking up after themselves. Perhaps management should look into having employees wipe down tables and take the trash out every couple hours or as needed instead of letting things pile up. Ive never had any issues on the deck with cleanliness.

• Christopher C.

  star star star star_border star_border 20 May 2026

  Less than ideal first impression as we walked into J&M's.  Multiple piles of swept up garbage left right in the middle of the ordering/drink/inside seating areas while the drink area was sticky and splattered.  If this place weren't very close to the hotel and if we weren't starving, guaranteed we would have hightailed it out the door right there.
  
  But with that said, we ordered up then took a nice seat outside on their deck to await our fate.
  
  Chicken & Broccoli Alfredo - Cheeseburger - Caribbean Turkey Burger
  
  The pasta dish was respectable.  It's as good as it's getting with sauce from a jar and pasta from a box.  The cheeseburger was the cheeseburger.  Assuming it's not served raw it's near impossible to shank that one.  The turkey burger was far more interesting.  I'm not sure about the roll being all that fresh but the burger itself was good enough and there was a whole lot of spinach & salsa on top which was perfect.
  
  It was a slow Thursday with maybe four other tables occupied so everything was rendered and served up in a timely manner.
  
  So another word about the initial filth factor that I mentioned prior.  As we're finishing up I decide to go inside for a drink refill and to put our tray inside plus dispose of our garbage since the outside container is full.  On a positive note the garbage that was on the floor prior had now been swept up.
  
  But the flip side to that would be garbage boy now decided to mop the floor which would be a great idea if the restaurant were closed but doing that made the floor so damn slippery that it felt like Ice Capades anytime you tried to walk around inside.
  
  J&M's is certainly not a bad place as it falls into that nebulous world of places that every town has that have been around forever and locals I assume "get it" but outsiders kind of scratch their head thinking that it was alright but it's nothing worth going out of your way for.
  
  Maybe if we had ordered the supposedly infamous pizza we would have thought more highly of the food.  I mean not to say that the food was bad but let's be honest, five stars for this place?  LOL!  Is it April 1st?

• Ashley M.

  star star star star star_border 8 May 2026

  We usually have a pretty good experience here. It's walking distance, so maybe I'm biased. The taco in a bag is one of the best deals on the enormous menu!
  
  My go to sub is the chicken souvlaki hoagie. The steak asiago wrap is also amazing. My boyfriend likes the ham and chicken finger subs best. We were really disappointed the last time we ordered a small finger order to go. It's all of the little pieces that don't cut the mustard to go on the subs!
  
  It's always pretty quick service. The inside needs a makeover, but seems pretty clean and smells like bleach often.